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jacoroni:

ticklesnod:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ljlyall:

ljlyall:

The dean of students took the wheels from my heelys I feel like Lucifer stripped of his wings

I have to walk down the hallways like a common wench and I’m LIVID

this is 100x more tragic than the story of icarus, fight me

one time the math teacher stopped me in the halls and said “hey! no skateboarding inside!” so i stopped and then he was like “wait, where’d the skateboard go” and i started heelying and he looked really surprised for a second and just said “look, i’m not sure if thats against the rules or not, so i wont stop you. but if it turns out that it is against the rules, i didn’t not stop you.”

I got heelys forever banned at my school bc i lost control, drove against a wall, fell on my back, had a concussion, went temporarily blind in one eye, and vomited all over my math book lmao

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