connorkawaii:

do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would

I hate getting crushes on people over the internet if I wanted to get hurt I’d rather hit my pinky toe five times than like someone who I cannot meet and this saddens me

romulusthread:

haha just checkin ur blog

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grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

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vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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krispymeme:

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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when they start to like it more than you do

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baby: i- i-i-i- i-
mother: i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
baby: i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per se and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.

ajantas:

yes please get that poor girl away from Nash Grier

wafflehouse-official:

taco bell: may i take your order

me: can i have an order of

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daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

GUESS WHAT I’M DOING

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