nosdrinker:

good boy

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

rnasturbaking:

call me beep me if you want to reach me

image

emmy-award:

soldierserum:

help ive fallen and i cant get up

#its funny cause they’re old

ruinedchildhood:

buttlicked:

Damn this spot the difference is so hard :-/

What did they ever do to you??? This is so insulting, those trash cans deserve far more respect.

07231994:

The girls I follow on this website are unreal looking. UNREAL. ya’ll are so pretty I hope you feel that pretty everyday

420yearold:

Hey guys! Here are the winners of my first tumblr awards! It took me so long to decide (many hours actually) and because i was late i expanded all categories. 

Best URL:   memeqveen ; thirstfollowed ; telernarketing ;                                                       butt-cheak excelgum ; dorkcupine

Best theme:   eggnored ; sassypea ; cutefollower ; cookievevo ; pikachuties

Cutest people (you’re all so cute so this took the longest to decide):

mueres ; krastykrub ; sharpainkillers ; thirstyfollowing ; taxicar ;        asethetics ; richvvhitegirl ; menstrulater ; cornbagel ; officialstevejobs 

Best posts:   soggypotatochip ; sweetcune ; drugsupplier ; gallacle

Best original posts:   meatbicyclevevo ; youtubeofficial ; eatpizzas ;                                                     semi-attractive ; tragicselfie

Best icon:   thepizzasalesman ; rnyselfie ; beyonception ; thottythot

Best non humour:   sab0taged ; paradoxicating ; jaynon ; stereophonicly    

Best overall B):   waluiqi ; youngvlcanoes ; homersirnpson

Sorry about taking so long since i couldn’t finish before camp. If you didn’t win, i’m sorry but your blog is still great and i love you! 

To anyone who did win, i will literally do anything you ask until the winners page is taken down from my side bar (which will be in a month or two at least). If you need me to reblog anything, vote for anything or really anything else, i’ll do it. 

Big thank you to everyone who entered!

If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

damfrozencupcakes:

TYLER IS THAT YOU

adverber:

ball is life

fact

sidegrl:

all girls are so cute

the-beauty-of-chaos:

Hypocrisy